Vin Diesel Wants To Race Against The USS Enterprise

Not Interested In Racing Fantasy Millennium Falcon Though

When I recently didn't sit down and interview Vin Diesel, he didn't tell me about his yearning to race the fastest vessel ever put into a movie. "Can you imagine how lonely space must get?", Vin said as a puzzled look of pitch black enveloped his essence. "Like even the road gets lonely if you're not a giant hunk like me," Vin continued.

"Thus, with that lonely road embodiment in mind, can you imagine what that poor furry fiend had to live through while travelling aboard the millenium falcon?", Vin said. At this point the glistening beams of sweat beaming down is shiny skull had me more than a little sidetracked. "So can you imagine what that man did to that poor furry man-dog?", Vin didn't say as I sat there blinkly madly.

There's a reason that poor loveable ape creature goes "RRRRRRRR" because he's trying to say rape, but can never get the words out as 'ol harro is likely making throat cutting gestures, just with his penis in a noose. said as I sat there in their long trips!? If you ask me, 'ol Harro's a sick dude." I have no interest in racing a fantasy ship that was at some point most definitely some kinda twisted interspecies love hotel. Fuck that." Vin continued on.

"Now when it comes to a really fast vessel, put me up against that crazy bald son of a bitch (we know how Vin loves his bald brethren) that went into some omniverse. That's some ludicrous speed." Vin the went on some furious rant about how the elf must really love speeding as look at how his ears all bent backward from the wind damage.

In the current age of film, with Sharknado, cross overs of universes, and such, a potential Fast Star and Furious Trek could very much be on the horizon. When that inevitably eventuates, expect a comic book crossover next, with ol speedy gonzalez saying he could beat both the flash and superman while still having time to stop and cook brownies. I can't say for sure how many brownies Vin's cooked, it would seem he's eaten one too many "brownies" and got a little cooked while watching his films. Live long, and furious, Vin, you fast bald mofo you.